Jellybeans
Community Director

... Which nobody can deny! 'Cept me, of course. Let's all hold hands and yell a mighty loud birthday to the only and only, Spire! It's his 692nd birthday. I hear that year's a real doozy!

Just kidding! If you happen to catch Mister Spire online, wish him a super awesome one. It's not everyday that a lion receives his first gray hair (courtesy of me), a brown cane (from Tumbles), and some cologne for his old lion smell (from Trent). And don't scare him too much. His poor heart might not be able to handle it!

Yes, that means you, Dasaii and your wacky moderators. Stop hiding in the gopher holes.